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:: Wedding Events!

So guys.. it's been a while since my last post..

I have received an email from Jeeran admin saying my post was featured!! It's all because of you guys... I appreciate it a load!

It's Friday… I call it the Zahagday.. So I went to this Wedding Events exhibition in Zara to check out the latest gesas in weddings stuff and so.. anywayz.. I have came up with that if you wanna do a proper wedding party, you will need th following expenses:

Flowers and related flowers arrangements: 500 – 1000 JDs

DJ and lighting: 350 – 600 JD's

Zaffeh whatever kanat.. (Bait el 3arees to bait el 3aroos to hotel) 200 – 300 JD's

Photography and video tapping: 700 – 1000 JD's

Fostan el 3aroos "Iza kanat el 3aroos mish 7ogneh o ma bidha el fostan shiryeh o bas ajaar" 500 – 1000 JD's

And a hotel reservation is for 5000 – 7000 JD's

Tab3an kollo with the minimum requirements!

O min hoon o min hoon.. kaman abo 1000 JD's

Ya3ni hada el 7aki el fadi kollo.. if we did a very simple calculation with the minimum values.. hay abo 15,000 JDs.. o this all for a single night!! Tab leah?!???

 

El mohim.. My conclusion is .. MA BIDY ATJAWAZ!

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On April, 01, 2006 3:57 AM , The Consultant said:

Maamoun,
What a coincidence ! I have immediate solution for your problem ... Wedding Experss (3oros Express) of Future TV had their first wedding in Jordan ... it might help, but we will all laugh ... it was really funny one.

15,000 JD for just a night and it is even more in sometimes, and guess what ? you pay all this basically to satisfy people ... but as usual many people will not be satisfied ... lol ... Hard Luck.



On April, 01, 2006 10:06 AM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

IT's crazy! yeah and I agree with the consultant, that these expenses are to satisfy people whom won't be satisfied!...

But you know? BTESTAHALO! 5argkom! ;)


On April, 01, 2006 2:18 PM , Abu 7amarneh
from United Arab Emirates said:

iza il (Tycoon) heek be7ki... i7na (3ammat il sha3b) sho n7ki.. b3deen kam be6la3o il JD 15,000? ak-th-ar min 3ashar liraaat willa agal??


On April, 01, 2006 11:48 PM , Maamoun
from Jordan said:

Neverland82..5arjna!!! do u know how many girls I can sa7ib o aroo7 o 2aaji bi haik mabla'3!!

15,000 JD's is not cost effective for a wedding party.. trust me!!


On April, 02, 2006 2:21 AM , The Consultant said:

Since Maamoun mentioned the "not cost effective" subject ... I would like to mention the RoI ... Return on Investment, a term heavily used when spending money. So what do you think guys ... is it worthy RoI?


On April, 02, 2006 10:22 AM , wedad
from Jordan said:

yeee i wanted to go but i couldnt ra7 3alai :( anyway i dont beleive in such expenses my freind get married fi 500 JD only and my sister with a 4 stars reception 2500 JD, so hada elshi bs lalnas elmfazlaka eli mu 3arfeh wain tru7 fi masariha !!!!!!!


On April, 02, 2006 3:42 PM , Mohannad said:

maan, married couples suck..
let's go have a drink or two!
save ur money and go on a euro trip!

Cheers!


On April, 02, 2006 10:25 PM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

Ya 3amy ya wedad sho fahmaneh :)


On April, 02, 2006 11:32 PM , Abui 3atari
from Jordan said:

The Consultant.. wallah ya man la RoI wala TCO "Total Cost of Ownership" is worth it.. keef ma 7asabt-ha mara7 yimshy el 7aal..
Wedad..el moshkileh ino el binit heyeh elly dayman 3indha moshkilet el 3oros.. ana minny o 3alay bala 3oros bala ham.. masari el 3oros minsaafir feehom o mninbisit a7san..3a kol 7aal el '7ail min '7ayyaalha ya sitty

Ahleen 3oros..


On April, 03, 2006 1:31 AM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

Dayman heek bte7ko ya shabab "Bentsafer o mninbisit"...Ba3deen bta5dona 3ala swefeyeh shaher 3asal, wala safra wala shy!


On April, 03, 2006 5:00 AM , Mohd Khawaja
from Jordan said:

heheeheee..
funny and sad :)


On April, 03, 2006 10:18 AM , wedad
from Jordan said:

msh 3arfeh shu a7ki but really iam with u in this most of the girls betalabo kteer!! u be3melo haik 3shan maybe they got married traditional not love story or smthing iam sure!!!!
i can tell for me i would love to have a wedding receiption its a must for me, and i would love to help him for sure. coz after marriage we are one, his money and my money are one kaman :) so it doesnt matter anymore who will pay :P


On April, 03, 2006 12:05 PM , Abu 7amarneh
from United Arab Emirates said:

the wedding party is not the problem.. its a one-time expense,,, the real problem is the running unlimited expenses! affording a house, cars, education.. w hai il gesas... this is the real concern,,,


On April, 03, 2006 12:16 PM , Abo 3atari
from Jordan said:

Neverland82.. halla2 el swefeyeh battalat ti3jibkom? '7aleena nshaji3 el seya7a el da'7eleyeh..ba3d el swefeyeh 3al dead sea apa.. o binkammil 3a Petra.. mnitsawar jamb el '7azneh o ya dar ma da'7alik shar..sho bidik a7la min haik honey moon!

wedad.. I wish you can keep your word.. when it comes to oneselfs marriage.. everything will be revoluted!


On April, 03, 2006 12:20 PM , Maamoun
from Jordan said:

Abu 7amarneh, consider wedding expences as a down payment, and the other expences and running cost as the monthley payment of an unlimited, long term Life Loan.. I wonder which bank can offer this loan.. world bank maybe


On April, 03, 2006 12:47 PM , Abu 7amarneh
from United Arab Emirates said:

yallah maamoun;

what guarantees the loan???
rahin donom ard,
w kafeeel mo3tamad,
w shadit rateb
w aa5er salary slip,
w fatoorit kahraba,
w sora 3an il ID,
w bterhin il mara!! (ta2meen shamel majjani)

ikfalni bakfalak :P


On April, 03, 2006 1:35 PM , wedad
from Jordan said:

Abo 3atari dont worry about it i always keep my word :)and for sure coz i love him i dont care about the minor things.....
iam sorry guys tht u think this way. bs when u find the right one kol hay elshaglat bethun :P


On April, 03, 2006 1:36 PM , wedad
from Jordan said:

shu malhom b3dain teh offers fi sherkat elsiya7a, fi balash!!!


On April, 03, 2006 2:33 PM , manar
from Jordan said:

ya3ni u cant get married kaman without any of thee stuff.. ya3ni sho? mansaf w ta3lele? :D b3dain girls have sth abt the wedding day ino its the wedding day(manar is dreamin).. im not saying ino lazem ykoon be5awef until it costs 15000...nos nos... ino nice ppl all over sweet flowers w 5lesna! 3asabtoooni!
b3dain maamoon as u were getting married and that what stops u! la tet7ajaj :D


On April, 03, 2006 2:50 PM , Laith Zraikat
from Jordan said:

ألف ألف مبروك!


On April, 03, 2006 3:51 PM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

malha el swaifeyyeh netherland82 aa? Jeeran is located in swaifeyyeh!

and about what the girls r saying; well.. kol el banat be7ko haik, ma bedna eshi bas:

1. 3oros 3aadi -> 5 star hotel
2. el akel 3adi -> seafood instead of chicken 3ashan el flu
3. fo96an 3adi -> 5alti ray7a 3ala italy betjebli wa7ad m3ha b 5000 dalar (dollar)
4. 6a9weer 3adi -> can we get google earth images for the wedding? and some spy satellites images too..
5. honeymoon 3adi -> a tour around the world, enno mish 6albeh laftain, bas laffeh wa7deh!

w ya rait be3jebhom el naas eshi, eza btedfa3 kteer be7ko ma9rafjeyyeh, w eza ma btedfa3 kteer be7ko ka7ateet... fa lazem ne3mal zay e5wanna el masee7eyyeh w netjawwaz bel jaame3, w reception 5afeef w yalla 3al ham :)


On April, 03, 2006 4:02 PM , wedad
from Jordan said:

manar, 3njad oltek t2uli raked yetjawaz first yla2i wa7deh te2bal fi :P ;)
laith, no one get married عشان الف الف مبروك
houzer, u r right most of the girls think like that 90%


On April, 03, 2006 5:13 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

I have to side with the guys on this one ... it is really ridiculous to get people you probably never see again in your whole life to attend your wedding and then bad mouth you while you suffer from debt and monthly payments for the loans the groom took to pay for the stupid wedding .. that is so shallow

If you ask me, a simple gathering with only close family and friends .. people that are really involved in your lives .. that is more than enough ... then go for a great honeymoon that you will remember for the rest of your life and smile about it ...

grow up people .. it is better if you take the money and through it in the air in al sa7a el hashmiyeh downtown .. at least then you will get 7asanat for charity .. LOL


On April, 03, 2006 9:51 PM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:


man man, you forgot some important stuff.

1. 3afsh el bait w kol haay el ge9a9 (minimum 10,000)
2. maher el 3aroos
3. jhaaz el 3arooos (minimum 5,000)


On April, 03, 2006 9:51 PM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

Abu 3atari, you really made me laugh out loud, thanks buddy :)

Houzer, Al swefeyeh o Jeeran be3a2do ;)

Khalida, i agree with you... :)


On April, 03, 2006 9:57 PM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

Ya allah ya Houzer...you have forgotten:

Sayara 3adeyeh -->BMA


On April, 03, 2006 9:59 PM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

the car is for 2el-zafeh!


On April, 03, 2006 10:01 PM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

BMW no no... it's cheap... akeed el 3aroos bedha lemo aw hummer H2 kashef (fahmooha enno mafi hummer H2 kashef b 3amman aw yemken b kol el denyaaaaaaa...ffffff)


On April, 04, 2006 6:40 PM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

So you think I don't know? Ana ashtar menak bel cars :p


On April, 05, 2006 9:40 AM , Ramroom
from United Arab Emirates said:

a555555555555555555555555...

1- nothing pleases a woman
2- Nothing will please people who are gonna be at the wedding anyways

so my solution was, why the wedding in the first place??? okay usually weddings are to go public enno these two people are married.... so a simple engagment party would do.. w ba3dein use the money you were gonna spend offering dinner to all the people on your wedding and invest them in a GOOD honey moon :)


On April, 06, 2006 11:18 AM , 7ala said:

heheheheh 3n jad enkm betda7ko:)

I think its nice to have a great wedding party but when i think about it deeply i feel that its really 7aram to pay 20000 JDs for a single night w el3alam 3m betmot jo3 !!! its unfair.

I wish i will be able to think this way when i am planing to my wedding :)kidding :)

actually i hate arabic weddings, el3aroos w el3arees bekono masmodeen w 7awalaihom nas be3rafohom w ma be3rafohom w be7ebohom w ma be7ebohom w elnas te6ala3 3laihom ... i hate that. w elmoshkeleh eno b3d kl elmasareef w eldioon be6la3o elnas mo 3ajebhom shi abadn!
I think eno had elmawdo3 btekhtelef ahameito men nas la nas 7sb kif befakro w ana be3'ad elnazar 3n ra2yee ba7terem ra2i elnas kolhom becoz bekhtelef ma3na had elshi 3nd kl ensan.

fi elnehayeh mo mohem el3oros elmohem elsneen elly jai b3d el3oros ... had 6ab3an eza ma t6ala2o besabab eldyoon... heheh .. allah yostor :P


On April, 07, 2006 2:58 PM , inspiration
from Jordan said:

I can see that all agree that it is not logic then why it is still happening in our society and day to day life ?!




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