El Kwayseeeeen
Serious entries are forbidden, only humor and funny.

:: El La7meh

As the bird flue risk grows in Jordan, everyone is avoiding chicken in their meals.. I dunno why! I kept having chicken and KFC and I haven’t changed a thing in my food and eating Habits.. ya3ni lisa el yoom 3milit mlo'7eyeh and invited a friend.. o til3at min el 2aaaa'7er by the way..

Anyways.. I wanna share some steps for preventing the infection of Bird Flu as was posted in a document which was distributed to all American citizens in Jordan by the American Embassy in Jordan.

Consider:

  • SOAP & WATER: hand washing can be very effective.
  • Wash eggs lightly in soap and water when bring them home
  • HAND SANITIZER
  • WASH DOOR KNOBS & other things regularly touched
  • COOKING to 80 C kills it but freezing does not
  • AVOID birds including droppings, feathers, blood, skin.... Jordan Valley is susceptible.
  • Get the regular flu vaccine to keep immunity boosted
  • Chicken Swarma okay hut not the juices

I am attaching the whole document!

 

Anyways.. for those who left chicken for good, I dedicate this song for them! El La7meh.

And you can watch its clip by clicking here.

 

Enjoy la7meh and chicken!

Bird Flu - By American Embassy
El La7meh by Firas and Tarek

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:: Wedding Events!

So guys.. it's been a while since my last post..

I have received an email from Jeeran admin saying my post was featured!! It's all because of you guys... I appreciate it a load!

It's Friday… I call it the Zahagday.. So I went to this Wedding Events exhibition in Zara to check out the latest gesas in weddings stuff and so.. anywayz.. I have came up with that if you wanna do a proper wedding party, you will need th following expenses:

Flowers and related flowers arrangements: 500 – 1000 JDs

DJ and lighting: 350 – 600 JD's

Zaffeh whatever kanat.. (Bait el 3arees to bait el 3aroos to hotel) 200 – 300 JD's

Photography and video tapping: 700 – 1000 JD's

Fostan el 3aroos "Iza kanat el 3aroos mish 7ogneh o ma bidha el fostan shiryeh o bas ajaar" 500 – 1000 JD's

And a hotel reservation is for 5000 – 7000 JD's

Tab3an kollo with the minimum requirements!

O min hoon o min hoon.. kaman abo 1000 JD's

Ya3ni hada el 7aki el fadi kollo.. if we did a very simple calculation with the minimum values.. hay abo 15,000 JDs.. o this all for a single night!! Tab leah?!???

 

El mohim.. My conclusion is .. MA BIDY ATJAWAZ!

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