El Kwayseeeeen
Serious entries are forbidden, only humor and funny.

:: 3aweeed!

Well.. guyz and gulrz, thanx a load for the very warm welcome greetings to the blogging thingy..
A very special thanx goes for 7maaaiz for introducing me to this world.

Allow me please to introduce myself, I'll be short, and brief I promise.. My production date was Sep, 19th 1979 and I work as a CRM Functional Consultant, I would really appreciate it if no one asks what does it mean coz I don’t really have a good answer.

So let me begin with 3AWEEDEH.. Most of you guys have been wondering about my blogs title..

 

The names origin has several theories, but the most realistic one came from "3AWEED", which is the guy who plays Aoud,

Here is a description of A 3aweed:

Usually drives a dark blue or a dark green Kia Sephia and have his left arm hanging out of his window. His Sephia should be full of those small blue led light inside and outside it, and a professional 3aweed will have a blue neon light underneath his car.

His favorite custom is a light brown long sleeves shirt usually folded lal lewaz, and a dark brown cowboy LEE classic cut pants all da way to the belly button.

Very popular phrases are frequently used of a 3aweed and can cleverly find a place for them in his conversation be know of that such as, "3adam el mo2a'7atheh".. "ya waaldi".. "Ya seeeeeeedi".."Bi kol iryaa7eyeh".. and uses a wink with it.

So there are a lot of details going around this 3aweeedeh.. I'll leave the rest for you guys to comment..

Cheers!


Example..shee2 lozoom el shee2

Another 3aweed
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On March, 20, 2006 10:27 PM , Abu 7amarneh
from United Arab Emirates said:

My theory on the origin...
3aWeed is pronounced like weed!!

e7m e7m... il 3aweed can replace the Kia Sephia by a Daewoo Nubira

5ajjaltni ya seedi,, 3a rasi wallah,, y3ni 3adam il mo2a5atheh ma kan fi da3i lal shokor w 5elafo,, kont btegdar te3mal post bi kol irya7eyeh,,, bs m3lish ya waaldi,,,

Maamoun!!! whats written on the back glass of a 3aweed's car anyway?


On March, 20, 2006 10:46 PM , Abu 7amarneh
from United Arab Emirates said:

Check out my blog ya CD

http://hamzeh.iblog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=20148


On March, 20, 2006 10:48 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hello , best luck :)


On March, 21, 2006 9:41 AM , wedad
from Jordan said:

i think 3aweed means met3awedaaa daymaaan ;)


On March, 21, 2006 9:42 AM , Maamoun
from Jordan said:

Well ya sa7bi there are alot you read on the rear windshield of a 3aweeeeeds' vehicle and we can talk about it for ages.. but the most I liked are "El Shaba7 ma3 el madam".. and "Leera bil tank, wala malyoon bil bank" ;)


On March, 21, 2006 10:22 AM , Ramroom
from United Arab Emirates said:

h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3

Nice post :) I like the Idea of this 3aweeeed concept :)

Best of luck promoting it :)

Welcome at Jeeran :)


On March, 21, 2006 10:32 AM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

3awwweeeed laaal 7aadeeeeed


On March, 21, 2006 10:45 AM , manar
from Jordan said:

momtaz! itla3 min rasi w saker ilbab warak! :D SA7? ya i think sa7.... hallalooya!


On March, 21, 2006 3:53 PM , Djimmi
from Jordan said:

As much as I do hate to discriminate people, and as much as I would like to snub and remember that we are all equal. But when you walk around in 3amman streets and start wondering why the number of Sephia’s (also called, the moving bath aw bel 3arabi el banio) rolling in Jordan is increasing tremendously. Is it its cost, its cheap servicing, or its unforgivable sense of style? I kept wondering till one day about this mentor, and just swept away in sum deep serious thinking and discovered that there is a conspiracy against all anti-3aweeds. A plot! And big fo***in one! All 3aweed are actually meeting in Jabal el Akhdar, and they are strategizing on how to solve the Kia Sephia timing belt problem and the remaining 4000, 4943 issues, so it can beat tycoon’s notorious BMVU.

The word spread and I heard that they are going, if they can beat him, dismantle some pieces in his car, and replace them with Sephia’s parts! Ouch! What a nightmarish way!

To be continued ….


On March, 22, 2006 3:22 AM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

wanna buy my car? hehehe... bala kia(sofha) w bala BMW(akanat za3ra am booz el nimer)

hay el 3arooos
http://omaraa.jeeran.com/archive/2006/3/30248.html


On March, 22, 2006 12:30 PM , loliiiii
from Jordan said:

mmmm....
shu.. aBU khaleel wllah ma 3reftak .....wow.. eshii jemeel cuz u r made it ....

good luck


On March, 22, 2006 11:19 PM , Abu 3atari
from Jordan said:

3ala raasi em ellooooll..

"3ala raasi abo skandar".. another 3awweedehs' frequently used phrase..

o Ahllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeinn


On March, 27, 2006 11:38 AM , Sanad Abul Azab
from Jordan said:

This is a story of 3aweed min el akhir...
On my way to the garage underneath my family's apartment, I noticed a water leak, I called el mwasirji......7akali without even checking hay sha'3litha baseeta.
The next day he came over......he was carrying mofta7 engleezi, I asked him wien el 3iddeh.....he was like (3adam el mo2akhatheh hada kol elli bilzamni) and he told me I installed all the pipes in this building w (el kh6o6 lo3biti), el mohom he started checking the pipes w shaaf leakage, wallah ya m3allim 6alla3 min jeebto (kotkot) w laffo..........he waited a little bit......bas lissa fee leak, he called his brother min express el 3aweedeh (he smokes viceroy by the way) and he told him to bring the pressure tool ma3o.... ( aalit da'3it el shabakeh ) and (moff ¾ talt rba3 ) just incase…..w 7akalo ana konit jay 3ala (sibbit)' bilr3arabi (3ala asas) regular check, bas 6ili3 bidha fa7is……..
ija akho …..6ab3an akho mish ma3gool…..sho’3ol (talaween)..….sha3ro (6eez batta), w (kooko) min goddam, ma3 (tanda) 3ala janib……..asmar n7eef wihir w kharee6 gaddo ma fee………..
el mohim he started to check (el kha6 el darib)....w 7akali...hassa kol eishi bibayyin ma3 el da'3it....w 7akaali (3adam el mo2akhatheh el mayyeh elli bidha tsarrib w tsayyil la bidha tista7i la minni wala minnak) .........had ya khwan 3aweed asli......... To Be Continued


On March, 27, 2006 11:57 AM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

can someone be 3aweed etha ma3hoosh Kaya 9eFya ? y3ni etha ma3o bakam ? aw eshi thaani? haa ?


On March, 27, 2006 1:57 PM , Abo 3atari
from Jordan said:

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL la bokra @ abo 3azab.. mish ma3goool ya3ni 3adam el mo2a'7atheh

HoUzeR.. Akeed he can be.. the sky is the limit.. u cant imagine how 3awweedeh are creative man.. there are 3aweedeh driving shaba7aat too.. el sha'3leh nafseyeh ya man


On March, 27, 2006 2:08 PM , HoUzeR
from Jordan said:

Seeen So2al: Fi dawraaat kay 6o9be7 3awweeedan mo7atrefan? sme3et enno fi shehadet Cirtified Jordanian 3aweed (CJ3), ma heyeh al requirement lel 7o9ool 3alayha ? shokran 2a5i al kareeem




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