El Kwayseeeeen
Serious entries are forbidden, only humor and funny.

:: Another Collapse in Amman Streets!

It waz Wednesday, March 15th night, and on of the rare days that I stay late at work, and by the way I work in a company located beside Grand Hyatt Hotel. So I went out at about 7:30 PM.. Frustrated as usual, heading to my car, and I saw people crowded behind the hotel, a lot of policemen and police cars, some ambulances, some fire fighters and a crane lifting a car.. And I said "shit Zargaawi.. not again man!"

 

And guess what!!
 
Naqlan 3an "Al Ghad"
 
انهار جزء من الشارع الخلفي المحاذي لفندق حياة عمان في منطقة الدوار الثالث ، مخلفا حفرة في الشارع بعمق (6) أمتار وعرض (10) أمتار ، دون حدوث خسائر بشرية
وتضررت أحدى السيارات المتوقفة في المنطقة القريبة من الحفرة ، والتي استقرت في قاعها.
وسارعت إلى الموقع فرق الدفاع المدني ودوريات الأمن العام وفرق أمانة عمان الكبرى ، حيث استعين بآلية ونش لرفع السيارة من الحفرة .
وحسب مصادر الدفاع المدني فان الشارع المذكور ويقع تحت الجسر العلوي الذي يربط جناحي الفندق ، مبينة ، ذات المصادر، إلى انه لم تعرف بعد أسباب الانهيار .وتم تسليم الأمر إلى أجهزة الأمانة للتحقق من الأمر .
 


Poor Nubira!
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:: THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!"

 

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting

and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

 

THE END

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:: 3aweeed!

Well.. guyz and gulrz, thanx a load for the very warm welcome greetings to the blogging thingy..
A very special thanx goes for 7maaaiz for introducing me to this world.

Allow me please to introduce myself, I'll be short, and brief I promise.. My production date was Sep, 19th 1979 and I work as a CRM Functional Consultant, I would really appreciate it if no one asks what does it mean coz I don’t really have a good answer.

So let me begin with 3AWEEDEH.. Most of you guys have been wondering about my blogs title..

 

The names origin has several theories, but the most realistic one came from "3AWEED", which is the guy who plays Aoud,

Here is a description of A 3aweed:

Usually drives a dark blue or a dark green Kia Sephia and have his left arm hanging out of his window. His Sephia should be full of those small blue led light inside and outside it, and a professional 3aweed will have a blue neon light underneath his car.

His favorite custom is a light brown long sleeves shirt usually folded lal lewaz, and a dark brown cowboy LEE classic cut pants all da way to the belly button.

Very popular phrases are frequently used of a 3aweed and can cleverly find a place for them in his conversation be know of that such as, "3adam el mo2a'7atheh".. "ya waaldi".. "Ya seeeeeeedi".."Bi kol iryaa7eyeh".. and uses a wink with it.

So there are a lot of details going around this 3aweeedeh.. I'll leave the rest for you guys to comment..

Cheers!


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Another 3aweed
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:: Hello World

Hey Guys Everywhere, je suis Maamoun, o aktar min haik ma ba3raf in french. Typing this from Jordan, and from my wakir ta7deedan.
This blog is new and under construction, so check in with in few days ahead, I am building it 3a rawag as I submitted my RESIGNATION today and I guess I will be writting about it in my first i guess, life geos on.. o ahla o sahla bil sha3b.
 
LA NABEE3 AL MONTAJAT AL DENEMARKEYEH
 
ila al ligaaa2


Naughty Denmark
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